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  • luminous-void:

    Zdzisław Beksiński, Untitled, n.d.

    (via ex0skeletal)

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  • fuckyeahalternativehair:

    Manic Panic’s Atomic Turquoise

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  • whiskeydrinking-operating:

    This is Chester. When I was in Afghanistan I got a care package from one of those “Adopt a Soldier” programs that lets families send care packages to service men and women who are deployed overseas. Anyway, I got this care package, and it came with the usual stuff: Baby wipes, crackers, peanut butter, the Dad threw in a pack of cigarettes, and there was some jerky. But there was also a little beanie baby gold fish and a hand written note from a 7 year old girl that said
    “Dear Soldier, (I wasn’t even mad)
    I hope you are doing well. I’m sorry you have to miss thanksgiving with your family. This is my friend Chester. He keeps me safe from monsters, but I think you need him more than I do. I hope he keeps you safe from the monsters you’re fighting. Take good care of him for me”.

    You bet your ass that little fish was in my pocket every time I went on patrol.

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  • rudeboimes:

    khaledcantfly:

    redplebeian:

    5th Anniversary

    no ragrets

    I still wanna throw shoes at Bush 

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  • Old Path by ~Nele-Diel

    (Source: fantasyscapes, via ex0skeletal)

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  • tinalikesbutts:

    Need condoms? Right there in the fucking aisle in a supermarket or CVS.
    Need female birth control? Nah bruh, need a prescription and the consent of the lord Jesus Christ amen

    Ones a cock sock, ones a drug with multiple side effects.

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  • itspoonanjimarsha:

    rampant-noodle:

    feekins:

    rampant-noodle:

    rampant-noodle:

    its dead week

    my sister has given up on being an english major and has decided to be a full time burrito

    image

    she was quoted saying “burritos don’t have to write lesson plans”

    i’ve decided to join her

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    burritos don’t have to take tests

    Are those…actual burritos you’re burritoing next to?

    no

    those are taquitos 

    those are our children

    why are you having children with your sister

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